Monthly Archives: July 2012

And So It Was That Team Skunk Ape Found Itself Not Needing to Pee for 8 Hours

Deep in the Florida Everglades, so the story goes, a creature exists.  Covered in coarse, shaggy hair from head to toe and bipedal, this animal is so shy and rare that hardly anyone has ever to lay eye upon it. … Continue reading

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The Sisterhood of Our Lady of the Good Death

I’ve never been a big fan of Catholicism for the same reasons I’m not a big fan of party politics and potted meat, and most of the Catholics I know are emotional wrecks and/or highly conflicted people.  I happen to … Continue reading

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Eddie Shoots Himself in the Leg and the Skunk Ape Hunt Date is Set

“Steve, I swear it.  If you hit me with that crutch I’m gonna kick you in your good leg!” It’s 11:30 a.m. at the Skunk Ape Research Headquarters, and I’m standing in the gift shop next to the newest shipments … Continue reading

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Going Out with Jack

Field Notes for July 12, 2012 Cristina and I packed a few things and headed down to the Skunk Ape Research Center this morning where Jack Shealy waited with a pole boat and a canoe to take us on a … Continue reading

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